Fantastic Meanings

 

 

Fantastic Meanings:

 

CIGARETTE:��

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:��

It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE:��

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM:��

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE:��

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:��

The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE:��

The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:��

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

 

OPTIMIST:��

A person who, while falling from the

EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:

“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

 

BOSS:��

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:��

One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR:��

A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.

 

Staytuned… :)

 

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